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Hello, I'm Kim Hang Ah of the DPRK.
Is it possible to reach my age and not fall in love?
This is the Prince. He's the younger brother of the Korean King.
I'm the dream and hope of all women.
Lot's of men see me as a role model too.
Who do you think gets hurt the most from the WOC?
It's Club M.
They make a living off of strife, selling weapons.
We don't know how far they'll go this time.
the WOC team leader said she'd kill me in the bathroom.
An officer from our side pointed a gun at my head!
He's the son of the Secretary.
The air smells better here on home turf.
I feel like dancing with joy!
Now I can do as I please.
Why are they hanging out with the commies?
Even if we can't stand that idiot Lee Jae Ha,
He's still the South Korean prince.
She's really hungry for a man.
If you just find her a man we'll make it to the top three.
About yesterday, how far did things go?
Did you dream that I kissed you or something?
You're really in a hurry, aren't you?
You're really overreacting!
Hey, it's just that I'm so grateful.
I didn't know you liked me so much.
But what can I do?
I really don't feel anything when it comes to you.
This is the military.
I should be feeling something if anything with a skirt goes by.
There's nothing.
Your hand? It might as well be a steering wheel of a car.
At least a wheel vibrates when you step on it.
But this is just... a hand.
Even if you were to come out of a shower,
I'd think, must be clean now. That's it.
The conclusion?
You're...
not...
a woman.
Hey, from today, I'm really not running anymore! So don't--
Damn, why is she crying.
Father...
really liked this music.
Still here?
Did you know...
Hitler liked this song too?
Really?
What should we do.
Around 10am in Russia,
At a hotel in Vladivostok,
a mysterious bombing occured that resulted in lost lives.
Currently, 3 hours after the incident occured,
as a suspect, the Russian government focused on a Georgian man in his 30s,
and stated that this bombing reignited,
strife between Russia and Georgia.
I heard you pulled a tendon?
That time you cried, it wasn't because you got dumped right?
It was because you were in pain, right?
Here, let me take a look, yeah?
I've got the medicine man's hands.
Which leg is it?
The pain will just melt away as soon as my hands touch it.
It's all yours.
It's the skin brightening line. Your skin can get lighter too.
Hey, the room is so dry,
You think a wet towel will do the job?
Wait a sec.
I wasn't going to show you this, but today's special.
This here, is a special humidifier I brought from the South.
We turn this on to make the air nice and moist,
so even your dry skin will slowly improve.
A wet towel won't do anything in this dire situation.
Hey, playing hard to get is something pretty girls do.
Not just anyone, get it?
But, hey!
We advance to this side, and send King Gwanggaeto.
What about the Haengju base?
Since the communications facility is in the mountain-
What about Gang Ganchan Ham?
Don't you know he's useless when it comes to hills?
-It'd be a different case with General Uljimundeog. -It's a mountain, a mountain.
Are we going to make a river and bring in water trucks?
What about our Great General?
I'm sorry.
That's not necessary.
-From your perspective- -No, what I meant is...
As the team leader...
I'm not worthy.
I'll step down.
In truth...
I'm not participating for the right reasons.
I had ulterior motives like a mercenary.
Wondering and hoping that the party would find a partner for me.
What...
are you trying to say?
She asked the party to find her a man.
I'm ashamed.
How could a drill instructor of the DPRK,
assume the position of a leader with ulterior motives?
Even I think it's unacceptable...
It is what it is.
So why don't we let Kim Hang Ah go quietly.
The way I see things,
We should let her hurry up and discharge so she can meet a man.
This would be keeping her best interest in mind.
Then, I should quit too.
I wasn't doing it to better North-South relations, but...
for a special promotion.
Then I should I quit too?
Who here really joined for reasons like reunification?
We're all just thinking of our own futures.
Ah, for the captain...
that's not the case.
That's not the case for me either.
I really joined to bring honor to our great nation,
and train with officers from the South looking towards a future reunification,
through my humble efforts.
Thus,
comrade Kim Hang Ah's statement, comes as a great surprise to me.
But Kim Hang Ha is saying she can't go on like this.
So we should respect her wishes-
However,
it's true, charcoal burns more fiercely after ashes are blown off.
Comrade Kim just confessed her faults.
For me, that's enough to show Kim Hang Ah is worthy of being a revolutionary soldier.
This is what I believe.
Please, continue on as our leader.
Kim Hang Ah, our comrade and team leader.
Comrade Kim Hang Ah, don't leave.
Yeah, who here doesn't have ulterior motives?
Just stay.
I'm still, not going to do special drills.
Sure.
What?
I think I pushed you too hard in the beginning.
I've been feeling bad about that.
You don't have to do separate training anymore.
I agree,
these forced training sessions aren't affective at all.
You've matured a bit after the heartbreak, huh?
What do you think I should do?
About what?
I learned a lot through this experience,
But you'd know best, you're a man.
What do I need to do, for men to find me...
Yes, men...
This is important.
Okay, I'll condense the important points right now,
so listen closely.
First of all, men are all the same.
South, North, the whole world, they're all the same.
Number 1: Apperance.
Conversation? That's nonsense.
2,3,4,5...all the way to 95. It's all about the looks.
You have to be hot. It's a must.
And, being a bimbo.
"Oh you're hot", "you're the best!"
Girls like this, they're the best.
I don't think these girls are bimbos.
These girls really know what works, instinctively.
And, being understanding.
You gotta accept everything.
Can't make money, has a wandering eye?
Like a loving mother, you accept it all.
Charm, is also a must. Talking back, is a no-no.
And, during the day you're a pure and innocent girl,
At night, you're a temptress.
But, do these comrades like men like you?
Me?
Ah you're driving me crazy.
Didn't you do some research on me? Don't you know?
I'm a Prince.
So what's left when you take out the title?
Women, they're all the same.
South Korean women?
Women are the same all over the world.
You remember what I said last time, right?
A considerate, trustworthy, understanding man.
But what are you?
So you like bimbos who chase after you like, "prince charming~"
What do you think they're saying behind your back?
They know you're full of it, just an empty shell.
Hey, in the South we have something called the Special Royal Law-
Deep inside, it scares you, right?
"What if I really am full of it?"
"What if I can't find a woman who likes me as I am?"
You must've been really freaked out,
'cause you had to try being with as many women as possible,
like an pig in heat.
South Korean Prince, Lee Jae Ha.
You're a pitiful man.
Hey,
There's a limit to tolerance-
Angry?
Then let's go settle this outside.
My ankle's still a bit tender but,
I can handle you.
Bet you're scared though, right?
You're thinking of what excuse to give, how to squirm out of this.
I can hear the wheels in your head spinning so fast.
I'm sure this reality makes you feel humiliated,
but it's too late to change your stripes now, no?
You... Lack spirit,
persistence,
and don't even have pride.
Let's go.
You really want to do this?
We run to the end. Whoever lasts longer wins.
Are you going to grant me a wish or something?
You'll have to go.
Really, leave this place.
Get out.
Why aren't they here yet?
What time is it?
Quarter after.
Lee Jae Ha and I are in Gym 1,
We're running, and won't make it to the lecture.
Please let the lecturer know on our behalf.
I'm sorry, for being late.
Is Comrade Kim not here yet?
Ah, well...
What was that?
Where? What's going on?
I don't know.
He just ran on the treadmill and got off.
Where else are they?
The special treadmills for the officers...
Captain-
That's all you got?
Call the bomb squad!
Hurry!
How about giving up right about now?
I'll be kind and forgive you. So...
Shut up.
Hurricane. Everyone evacuate!
Everyone to the main field!
Hurricane. Everyone evacuate!
Everyone to the main field!
What's going on?
What are they saying?
Let's call a truce.
No! If you stop it'll blow up.
It's a bomb.
You have to keep running!
-We have to get ready. -Hey, Eun Shi Kyung!
The bomb detected his weight, the moment he got on.
The bomb is sensitive to the impact of both feet.
Even a slight difference will set it off.
Eun Shi Kyung! Don't put it on him, don't put it on!
-Don't put it on him, stop! -Don't do it.
What. Why, why not? You want me to blow up to pieces?
-Why are you doing this? -It's the weight, because of the weight.
Then hurry up and find someone to replace me.
We can't replace you either. You have to continue running on your own.
There's no other way.
They're going to freeze the bomb and then pull it out.
It'll take a couple hours, but you can do it!
Comrade Kim!
You're a Revolutionary Soldier of the DPRK!
Apply our spirit of resistance, and keep running!
You just need to get out of the way.
Comrade Kim, you can do it!
The homeland is still waiting for you, Comrade!
Comrade Kim! Daughter of the Republic!
Pride of the Republic, Comrade Kim! Fight through this.
We'll be here, running with you in spirit!
Comrade Kim! Keep running!
What's wrong, does your ankle hurt?
No, it's nothing.
No, if you fall, I'll be done too.
You can do it, you really can.
You're a daughter of the North, a revolutionary soldier.
You can make it, right?
I was wrong about things too.
Comrade Lee, there are some fundamentals you've been hiding from me.
Yeah, and you're sexy. Really killer.
This is not it. A song, yes, let's sing something.
What should we sing, "Friends"?
What, what is that?
How about "Arirang"?
No no no. It's too slow.
Are there any songs you know from the South?
Crossing a bridge, over floating stars.
Passing through, reeds shaken by wind.
Always, for me~
Your apartment, is waiting, for me.
If I call, moved by a heart filled with longing,
-Beautiful, is your voice -Louder!
Always, for me~
Your apartment, is waiting, for me~
Our encounter...
was not a coincidence...
It was...
in fact,
what we had hoped for.
To forget,
my destiny,
is too harsh.
To expect is unreasonable,
but I will forevermore...
It's nearly done. Hang on for just a little more.
Father... I can see my father, who passed away...
Father...
Comrade Lee,
What I told you last time, do you remember?
To breathe with your stomach.
Focus on something far away,
and tune into the rhythm of your own breath.
Tell yourself that it's just the two of us running,
and calm yourself down.
Let the tension go, relax your body completely.
Knees together, feet brushing against each other.
Minimal movement with the arms.
Ride with the rhythm.
That's it.
You're doing well.
Keep going like that.
-Your highness! -Comrade Kim!
-A bomb? -Yes.
We're not sure yet,
But the committee does not think it was planted by the North.
They requested an exchange for the older treadmills,
and this happened the day after the machines arrived.
Both the North and South,
are investigating how the machines were brought in.
And Jae Ha...
Is he alright?
Ah, my legs...
What are you doing?
I was just trying to brush aside some stray hairs.
Are you alright?
Something like this is nothing!
Why are you using that kind of tone?
Those bombs, when did you install them?
What?
Hey, you don't really think I installed the bombs-
We ran together, didn't we?
Yeah, so you acted like you were running with me,
and meant to get away at the right moment, so I'd blow up by myself, right?
This was done by the Northerners.
This one, she's the one who first suggested we have a match.
It's her. The North Koreans.
Weren't you the one to first go to Gym 1, Comrade Lee?
You said we should do the special drills there.
Who was complaining about the cold, saying we should stay indoors?
When did I say that?
That's enough. What are you two doing?
Think about it.
If it's not the North Koreans, who? Who'd do something like this?
If we did it,
we'd never do it with a tiny bomb like that.
We'd be more generous with a BANG!
Look, look at her.
Look at the way she speaks!
She's like a bomb!
-Your highness-- -We're in North Korea.
The bomb was discovered in North Korea, and blew up here.
What more do we need to speak about? If it's not them, who then?
Afghanistan? Somalia, Uganda?
He says he'd like to meet with you, Your Highness.
He's bold.
I think you should ignore him.
He's on his way here to meet with you, but...
the location has been selected at random,
and the request has been made unofficially.
It's unavoidable, I'll have to meet him one day anyway.
I can't believe I'm meeting you like this, Your Highness...
It's a great honor.
I'm John Mayer.
This is a cultural heritage site.
Why this should be the bare minimum, for a meeting with Your Highness, no?
I originally meant to rent the Versailles.
Shall we?
What did you want to speak about?
Ah well. You must be busy, right?
Ah, well, I practiced some magic,
Especially to show Your Highness.
Won't you please be my guest?
I practiced for months just to show you...
Please? Your Highness.
Please honor my efforts, yes?
It'll be over in a moment, Your Highness. Just wait a bit, yes?
But are you...
usually this impatient?
I guess so. Especially if you have to push projects like the WOC forward and things...
Oh yeah! What happened to the bomb?
-It was you. -What was?
The bomb?
No way! We just sell them.
Have you seen jewelry makers use jewels indiscriminantly?
But... Aren't you curious?
The bomb, why was it necessary?
A threat?
No, no no.
For that, there should've been at least 30 bodies.
Right?
To be careful? Because of boredom?
Maybe there were too many bombs. A clearance.
Is that how your father passed away?
Because of boredom, to clear out inventory?
Well that... Only God knows.
The bomb that went off at WOC...
maybe...
this will reveal something about it.
Why don't you open it?
Ah... It's more fun if you open it for me.
Too bad, but no big deal.
Of course!
Justification. This is it.
These days...
The more powerful you are,
the more you care about it.
And, once you have justification,
you just keep going. No one can stop you.
You should take it. It seems urgent.
I'm sorry to interrupt, but I need to inform Your Highness of something.
The US and China are finding this bombing problematic.
They want to investigate the officers' training quarters.
What to do?
What's there to find in these clothes?
Say it in Korean!
There's nothing much inside.
If you'd like you can use your machine to look inside-
They're just some clothing articles! It's really-
It is my responsibility, as the team leader of the unified North-South team to-
We were both emotional at the time-
What does my crying, have to do with this incident?
Hey!
What time does the cafeteria close?
Today's special is supposed to be ramen.
Let's go eat.
Why wouldn't we be able to join the championship?
Do you own the WOC?
What, security? Is the WOC being held here?
It'll be in Japan. This is just where we train.
Tell me, why are you guys making a scene here anyway?
For the Olympics, do you inspect all of the countries participating?
Aren't there more important things you should work on?
Even if you came out of boredom, did you follow all the procedures?
I'm asking if you actually got this through the UN.
You didn't, did you? It's just something you two decided right?
How can you be so confident?
What, you think the UN is all yours?
What are the 60 other countries for then?
Are they your bridesmaids, handmaids?
In short,
this is a case where you should be respectfully asking,
May we please do an inspection?
You're asking for a favor.
So is this the way to ask for a favor?
You meddlesome sons of bitches!
Hey, interpret it just as I said it.
Or should I do it myself?
No, sir.
I do mind.
We don't want this.
Get out.
Shall we go?
The door, is that way.
"Sons...
of bitches..."
The interpreters said they didn't give a literal interpreation.
The committee wrapped things up nicely,
but I think the Prince's fierce sentiment was communicated clearly.
Words like 'meddlesome' can be difficult to comprehend...
But, sons...
Is such a widely circulated curse word...
Your Highness,
Would you like to go with that expression?
-You'll have to relay our respectful apology then. -Yes.
However, our training will continue more safely than any other country,
and we're confident the team will be an example to others at the championship.
Please communicate that too.
Is that how your father passed away,
To clear inventory?
Why wouldn't we be able to join the championship?
Do you own the WOC? Aren't there more important things you should work on?
Koreans are really...into strife.
They don't really need to be though.
On a piece of land as big as a booger, North and South are at it.
And if not, then the east and west are going at it.
So why should I? These people will be dead on their own anyway, so why should I?
This one will become like this, for sure.
Oh we can't put it away already.
This is the mine.
South Korea and North Korea will eventually blow up because of this one here.
But...
This lizard still thinks it's a dragon.
Isn't it cute?
Hey, you didn't know did you?
What I did to the UN guys that day, That wasn't spontaneous at all.
There were detailed calculations going on.
I couldn't let them go wild like that.
I thought they'd make a fool out of our country, so I just-
C'mon, they can see everything!
Hey, what kind of position is this?
Uh, move away man.
And what's the big deal about getting shot, this is training anyway. You're not gonna die!
Guess you wouldn't know how things are run in the South yet.
Eun Shi Kyung, you saw it with your own eyes, right?
What do you think?
Hey man, this is a time to use more words.
You're just trying to look good till the end.
Hey, Dong Ha!
You scared me!
Bastard, shooting at his own kind.
-We're on different sides now. -You should show some love for your brethren.
Forget about that stuff.
Hey, Dong Ho.
Did you hear about my performance?
Yes, Your Highness. You're the best!
What'd you hear? Who told you?
I'm the one who told him, sir!
I heard it from Comrade Kim, sir!
What, from Kim Hang Ah? Really...
What's up with that girl...
Hey, Kim Hang Ah.
What have you been up to. You must've made me sound good, the guys--
Dead
You're dead man.
I know.
Hey, you can't be like this to me, you know?
Hey, if it weren't for me, all your undies would've been exhibited.
Know what happens when that gets to the UN?
"This is evidence of terrorist activities, Kim Hang Ah's panties-"
I'd be on CNN and broadcast live all over the world-
Kim Hang Ah. Kim Hang Ah! C'mon open this!
Thank you very much.
Wh, what?
Hey, Kim Hang Ah! Kim Hang Ah!
Hey, you were badmouthing me, right? I heard it all.
What were you saying, huh? Kim Hang Ah! Open up.
Tell me your wish now.
Aren't these dull days, such a drag?
Are you buried under, an ordinary life?
College girls acting like...
Little punks.
Yes, I love you. Always trust you.
Dreams and passion, I wanna give it all to you...
I don't want it, man.
I'm your goddess of fortune, Tell me your wish.
Tell you?
Tell me your wish~
Tell only me, your wish~
Tell me your wish~
Yes, I love you. Always trust you.
Dreams and passion, I wanna give it all to you.
I wanna make all your wishes come true~
Goddess of fortune~ Tell me your wish~
Hey, how can your team leader be like this! She's-
What's going on, with you?
What's what?
I'm Ri Kang Suk.
Soldier of the DPRK, Ri Kang Suk.
What is it?
Tell me your wish~
From that day on, the legs of those girls have been seared in my head.
I'm so tormented. I even started studying political science over,
thinking about our Dear Leader with my body in the cold stream water...
I'm going crazy.
Wow. Girls Generation...
Comrade Kang Suk,
It's natural for a man to find pretty girls attactive-
But they're empty, they lack ideology!
There are no standards... Just based on appearances!
Am I an animal in heat?
Also...
Tiffany... Why does the name have to be Tiffany? What's Tiffany?
Why do I have to be into a girl with a rotten American name,
A rotten bourgeoise! Why do I have to suffer so!
I really don't know.
Comrade Kim is training just outside.
You really don't want to see her before you leave?
I just dropped by on my way to South Korea,
Is she putting in her best?
She's amazing.
She was so stubborn in the beginning, refusing to join...
Comrade Kim must be a woman inside too.
In truth, the business of romance is the most difficult of all.
What's the point of working so hard?
Will anyone know that when you die alone?
What, are you talking about?
After a man learns to love a woman, he falls for her completely.
I feel like I've just put my neck out here.
...in any case, foreign policies must be decided on first.
If not--
Have you found some good potential brides?
She's from the Special Missions squad.
Her personality is...
good, you say.
It's a royal marriage. Image is the most important thing.
The most important thing is Jae Ha's heart.
How could we force him to marry someone, this isn't the Joseon Dynasty anymore.
That's right. Jae Ha's heart.
Right?
Tasty?
These are some tough times for you.
The bomb?
Ah that. It's not a big deal.
Your Highness sent me here with trust.
Even if it's nuclear I gotta stop it with all I have.
But still, sons...of bitches was a bit too much.
Yeah, you're right. I should've said "Bitch!" to shoot 'em down.
This is the first time I'm saying this but,
My IQ is not really 87. It's 187.
I said it wrong on purpose. Why?
I didn't want to be made into King.
All the good times I had? That was deliberate.
Handsome, capable, and intelligent...
Everyone would say I'd have to be king over you.
So you have to really do your best. Or else,
Aren't you, interested in getting married?
Aren't you gonna have kids?
Think you'll be young forever now?
You think it'll happen as soon as you make up your mind?
It's not like that. Babies are rare in our family.
Hand over all this WOC stuff over to the Prime Minister,
and let's have a kid first.
A royal heir is necessary for me to really relax, man.
What do you think about Miss Kim Hang Ah?
What's there to think about?
Wait. Are you having problems conceiving?
Even so, how could you think of taking a North Korean woman?
How could you think of making Kim Hang Ah your concubine?
Wow, I didn't know you had this side too. You're scaring me.
What will you do about your wife?
South Korea uses a monogomous system, as the king you should be an example.
How could you think of having two wives? That's no good at all!
Hey, not me. But for you, as your bride.
Did the party decide on Lee Jae Ha as the candidate?
What do you mean "the party"?
No, of course not. I was just-
I can't believe I trusted that promise.
They said that 100, no 1,000 was no problem. But it's just one guy now.
And he's the immature brat, the South Korean prince?
What are you talking about?
I'm just suggesting that you think about it.
In this era where our Republic is trying to go out into the world,
there's no need to look for a man on just our territory.
-So that's why I'm saying... -What about other presidents?
Why don't you bring Obama here too then?
Oh, Kim Hang Ah.
She has a really good personality.
And her skin is really something, all dry and angular.
She's really strong, and her personality is really killer.
Is she that repulsive?
No no. I like her.
If we marry, then she'd come to live in the South?
Ah well, she is marrying so I guess so.
Then she could learn the basics of capitalism,
and help mom feed the homeless.
Then take the leftover rice over to North Koreans.
Wait, leftover rice?
No, no, no. She's going to clean the storage out.
I bet she even does this with banks.
And when we go for military exercises, they'll photograph her.
I have to be able to shoot at the North, no?
More than anything, Polonium 210... It's poisonous needles.
If she goes crazy, we're all dead.
Sorry, bro.
No matter how much I love her, I can't bear to see you die.
I'm really sorry, okay?
Is he crazy or what?
Does this make sense?
How could he suggest someone like Lee Jae Ha to me.
For the kiss, did we do a French?
Was it over 19 minutes?
-I'll be good. -She's like a bomb!
You're. Not. A woman.
Am I crazy?
Never, absolutely never.
How about a match?
Even if it isn't necessarily a South Korean prince...
Is there really nobody around you?
Are you alright?
Yes, I'm fine.
-I'm sorry. -It's no problem.
-But you're really strong. -No, no I'm not!
If you get to know me,
I'm like a magnolia, a Korean woman.
It's like a fairytale.
Officers from the North and South... Do they think the WOC is an elementary school picnic?
That's enough, enough...
Kim Hang Ah will know too.
Her father and I agreed to ask you and her how you felt about this.
Don't throw it so hard, please.
It hurts!
Comrade Eun Shi Kyung!
If you go that far, I won't be able to throw so well.
Come a little bit closer.
I'm so weak, and-
Is this your plan?
You were...
I'm sure you feel good. Getting an inquiry from the royal family.
I bet you're on cloud nine. I know. I know, but...
But trying to make me jealous, isn't this too immature?
Jealous?
But you picked the wrong person.
Like you said, I've been with all sorts of girls.
I can see all the little lights going off in your head for this one.
What are you gonna do?
What do you mean "jealous"?
Are you jealous right now, Comrade Lee?
Well what can I do?
Making you jealous, when I wasn't even trying to do that.
Comrade Lee, do you like me that much?
Ha, really...
Sure, you live like that.
It's real lonely living alone. You gotta be nice to make it through too.
-Don't you think so? -I agree.
Well then, I have to finish my snow fight now.
Comrade Eun Shi Kyung!
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The unified officers' team will be dispersed at midnight today.
Royalty? Good example? Sure, I'll show you.
Comrade Lee Jae Ha!
You think royalty is like a sitting duck?
Why are you always like this to me.
Comrade, what do you think I am?
This is already a war.
Are you telling me to shoot the South Korean comrades?
In the next twenty minutes, make it quiet.
Weren't you already ready to die?
Whether you live or die, I don't know.
Who's the one who brainwashed me for 60 years, not to trust the enemy, the commies?